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AUDIO / VIDEO

I have written and recorded short plays, spoof episodes of The Archers radio series, short cartoons, other small curios, and family and holiday videos and events. They can be viewed by clicking the various links below:

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

The play, first performed April 2026: The most extraordinary thing I've done - writing a play, directing it and acting in it. And it was a huge success, winning widespread praise! If only I had an agent it would surely be transferring from Claygate Village Hall to a professional theatre. But I don't. All I can do is to reproduce here a published review: 

"Claygate Dramatic Society’s spring production of “We Shall Not Be Moved” was a storming success, winning praise and audience comments such as “brilliant”, “thought provoking” and “so clever”; and while not a full-on comedy, there was plenty of laughter generated by its subtle humour – and several tears at the heartbreaking ending. The play itself involved an original, brand new, bitter-sweet story that raises many issues of burning importance to Claygate. As one member of the audience said: “There were people who found themselves questioning their long-held views.” Written and directed by Peter Whitehead, “We Shall Not Be Moved” could not have been more topical, as it dealt with the damage to communities caused by unrestrained developers – in this case a treasured community asset threatened with being turned into a block of flats. It twisted and turned, and was full of ambiguities, becoming a study in hypocrisy, as principles clashed with the practicalities of the real word. 

To watch a recording of the play:

See ACT 1 by clicking herehttps://youtu.be/f_dpY0dQzOo

And ACT 2 by clicking here https://youtu.be/CZjPHzCHBHE 


The play began life in 1997 as a Financial Times "True Fiction" column (in Weekend FT). Over the years, it has been re-worked into other formats, under different titles:

DOWNSIZING

This version is a 10-minute radio play and was selected by The CornerHouse Theatre to be part of its 6 at 6 collection of original dramas. It can be viewed here: Downsizing on YouTube 

UNLIKELY DEVELOPMENTS

This is a half-hour Alan Bennett-style monologue, and can be viewed at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLKR_3VmHU&t=4s


A THANKLESS TASK

Set in wartime London, this 10-minute radio play highlights the dangers of negativity and division in times of crisis - and warns of how they can change the course of history! It was selected by The CornerHouse Theatre to be part of its 12 at 12 collection of original dramas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFjVBF4C_Zo

ALTERNATIVE ARCHERS COLLECTION

During the Covid lockdowns of parts of 2020 and 2021, the BBC said it could not produce episodes of The Archers. I decided that it could easily be done and produced several spoof versions, available here: 

1. The very short pilot:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQK82ajl0c

2. My first proper Archers spoof: Tom is dressed up for a party... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGhQd2evza8

3. The next episode: Lilian is out riding. What could possibly go wrong?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_uF2Q7vP8A

4. And now, Borsetshire police's novel way of cutting the crime rate:  https://youtu.be/DBiy8468bT4

5. Next, Brookfield Farm seems strangely under-equipped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=canunqXSoAQ

6. Hazel Woolley makes herself at home in Ambridge: https://youtu.be/nEiBBorlndU

7. Everything turns cold and dark in Ambridge:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbhIzXHn-0A

CARTOONS WITH A PURPOSE

When it became possible to create cartoons using simple online tools, I had a go! These are from the early 2000s:

DOGS BEHAVING BEAUTIFULLY

Bess the spaniel out and about around Claygate in Surrey  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHfxrqlhZXY

Ocean's magical time in Claygate, Surrey (music by Billie Eilish)   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPkE5scaVdI

 NOTABLE BIRTHDAY VIDEOS

Jon Steafel's birthday with a cast of Covs and featuring the Multigenerational Cov Choir. May 2020. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb2kE5SsxHA

Charles Stephens at 80  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwydSf0YW2Y

Judy's 60th birthday. But don't tell anyone.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_SfjE7S38o

A LITTLE MUSIC

I have posted several music videos on YouTube. Some can be found on my channel, here. And I have added links to one or two below...

Lake Tahoe Wedding - a video -  https://youtu.be/D8Do5a03b1g

Just Who I Am - a video experiment! -  https://youtu.be/kbhqFNQdqlU

All The Notes There Is launch concert, June 2023 - https://youtu.be/XKl5cEOxOlQ 

Playing "Dublin Girls" at the Ram Club   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Bk6-fC6Uw

Used Notes' Pink Floyd set, Claygate Village Hall, August 2018 (poor quality sound!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IT5A4tWPMc

And there are many more music clips and other oddities here:

https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCh_99XDteSuuYxfqif6JTxA/videos/upload?filter=%5B%5D&sort=%7B%22columnType%22%3A%22date%22%2C%22sortOrder%22%3A%22DESCENDING%22%7D

AND THE ACTOR

I have been lured into acting by the good people at Claygate Dramatic Society. At first, I helped out with providing live music for the annual pantomime - and bit by bit became more involved on stage, culminating in a magical part (well, two parts, actually) in a farce, Don't Get Your Vicars In A Twist. A section of a theatre review is added below. And then came the amazing experience of writing, directing and acting in my own play, We Shall Not Be Moved.   

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED, 2026

I wrote it, directed it and appeared in it - and I am eternally grateful to the Claygate Dramatic Society committee for seeing the potential in the script, and to the fine actors and production team that put the whole thing together. As others have said, it was a genuine triumph: "brilliant", "so clever". 

Watch a fairly poor video of it via these links:

ACT 1   https://youtu.be/f_dpY0dQzOo

ACT 2   https://youtu.be/CZjPHzCHBHE


DON'T GET YOUR VICARS IN A TWIST, 2025

AN EXTRACT FROM A REVIEW BY SONGSFORTHESTRESSED: Claygate Dramatic Society delivered a rip-roaring, laughter-filled production of "Don’t Get Your Vicars in a Twist". After amendments were made to the script, Peter Whitehead played both the drunkard actor, Ronald, and the visiting Bishop, Herbert. A special shout-out to Peter Whitehead who pulled off the two very different roles with the talent of someone you’d expect to see regularly standing on a West End stage.

THE HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES, 2024

I played Barrymore the butler in Claygate Dramatic Society's spoof version of The Hound of the Baskervilles. The production was a huge success and can been seen on YouTube (it's in four parts - I'm in Part 2):

Part 1 - https://youtu.be/k_KhUZU2Uz4

Part 2 - https://youtu.be/ySR6vNATy40

Part 3 - https://youtu.be/5QZXK6uQ7B8

Part 4 - https://youtu.be/cS2EGuAF6GY

A LITTLE BOX OF HORRORS, 2023

I took a role in a short five-hander in April 2023 - A Little Box of Horrors - with Sam Helen, Ian Royce, Greg Moreton and Tanya de Vries.

INGREDIENT X, 2022

I played two parts in a Claygate Dramatic Society production of Ingredient X, a play written by our friend Juliet Bagnall. The thriller was presented as the recording of a 1950s radio play, set in the studio. I was Thug 2, a tiny part at the beginning, and Inspector Croft. The three performances took place in May 2022 in Claygate Village Hall and very very well received!