The play, first performed April 2026: The most extraordinary thing I've done - writing a play, directing it and acting in it. And it was a huge success, winning widespread praise! If only I had an agent it would surely be transferring from Claygate Village Hall to a professional theatre. But I don't. All I can do is to reproduce here a published review:
"Claygate Dramatic Society’s spring production of “We Shall Not Be Moved” was a storming success, winning praise and audience comments such as “brilliant”, “thought provoking” and “so clever”; and while not a full-on comedy, there was plenty of laughter generated by its subtle humour – and several tears at the heartbreaking ending. The play itself involved an original, brand new, bitter-sweet story that raises many issues of burning importance to Claygate. As one member of the audience said: “There were people who found themselves questioning their long-held views.” Written and directed by Peter Whitehead, “We Shall Not Be Moved” could not have been more topical, as it dealt with the damage to communities caused by unrestrained developers – in this case a treasured community asset threatened with being turned into a block of flats. It twisted and turned, and was full of ambiguities, becoming a study in hypocrisy, as principles clashed with the practicalities of the real word.
To watch a recording of the play:
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And ACT 2 by clicking here https://youtu.be/CZjPHzCHBHE
The play began life in 1997 as a Financial Times "True Fiction" column (in Weekend FT). Over the years, it has been re-worked into other formats, under different titles:
This version is a 10-minute radio play and was selected by The CornerHouse Theatre to be part of its 6 at 6 collection of original dramas. It can be viewed here: Downsizing on YouTube
This is a half-hour Alan Bennett-style monologue, and can be viewed at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLKR_3VmHU&t=4s
Set in wartime London, this 10-minute radio play highlights the dangers of negativity and division in times of crisis - and warns of how they can change the course of history! It was selected by The CornerHouse Theatre to be part of its 12 at 12 collection of original dramas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFjVBF4C_Zo
During the Covid lockdowns of parts of 2020 and 2021, the BBC said it could not produce episodes of The Archers. I decided that it could easily be done and produced several spoof versions, available here:
1. The very short pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQK82ajl0c
2. My first proper Archers spoof: Tom is dressed up for a party... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGhQd2evza8
3. The next episode: Lilian is out riding. What could possibly go wrong? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_uF2Q7vP8A
4. And now, Borsetshire police's novel way of cutting the crime rate: https://youtu.be/DBiy8468bT4
5. Next, Brookfield Farm seems strangely under-equipped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=canunqXSoAQ
6. Hazel Woolley makes herself at home in Ambridge: https://youtu.be/nEiBBorlndU
7. Everything turns cold and dark in Ambridge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbhIzXHn-0A
When it became possible to create cartoons using simple online tools, I had a go! These are from the early 2000s:
Why things are always so bad despite 'constant improvement' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw9A0UGZMxY
The footballer's dilemma: playing in Europe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpVSWW75c30
David Cameron and George Osborne share the country's pain after the emergency budget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhpMwcg6M60
Bess the spaniel out and about around Claygate in Surrey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHfxrqlhZXY
Ocean's magical time in Claygate, Surrey (music by Billie Eilish) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPkE5scaVdI
Jon Steafel's birthday with a cast of Covs and featuring the Multigenerational Cov Choir. May 2020. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb2kE5SsxHA
Charles Stephens at 80 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwydSf0YW2Y
Judy's 60th birthday. But don't tell anyone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_SfjE7S38o
Cornwall, September 2024 - https://youtu.be/GtSDZgHeHAs
Malawi/Zambia, August 2024 - https://youtu.be/Gr3lk9uvEJ8
Rwanda, August 2023 - https://youtu.be/aBT8BeIs9WA
Iceland, February 2023 - https://youtu.be/MM0SMTFnPf4
Palma, Mallorca 2022 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdeTi5tm58
Sri Lanka 2022 - https://youtu.be/ycASj6U06P0
Australia 2019 - the HIGHLIGHTS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m675nvDmOaM
Woolacombe 2018
Marbella 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhcwlcSK_M
Namibia 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOTfYi5oYUU
Claygate Chinners: psychedelic cycling https://youtu.be/o8ce6m9oKkg
Lake Tahoe Wedding - a video - https://youtu.be/D8Do5a03b1g
Just Who I Am - a video experiment! - https://youtu.be/kbhqFNQdqlU
All The Notes There Is launch concert, June 2023 - https://youtu.be/XKl5cEOxOlQ
Playing "Dublin Girls" at the Ram Club https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Bk6-fC6Uw
Used Notes' Pink Floyd set, Claygate Village Hall, August 2018 (poor quality sound!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IT5A4tWPMc
And there are many more music clips and other oddities here:
ACT 1 https://youtu.be/f_dpY0dQzOo
ACT 2 https://youtu.be/CZjPHzCHBHE
I played Barrymore the butler in Claygate Dramatic Society's spoof version of The Hound of the Baskervilles. The production was a huge success and can been seen on YouTube (it's in four parts - I'm in Part 2):
Part 2 - https://youtu.be/ySR6vNATy40
Part 3 - https://youtu.be/5QZXK6uQ7B8
Part 4 - https://youtu.be/cS2EGuAF6GY
I took a role in a short five-hander in April 2023 - A Little Box of Horrors - with Sam Helen, Ian Royce, Greg Moreton and Tanya de Vries.